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Ducks in heaven!

Destiny70x7

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Ok so there where 3 young girls in a fancy sports car, suddenly they fall off a cliff and all 3 die...

So they ascend to heaven where they're recived by St. peter, he tells them "here in heaven we only got 1 rule, do not step on the ducks" they all nodded confused about this rule.

As soon as the gates of heaven opened all they could see was ducks everywhere quacking around nonstop.

First girl steps in and *quak* she steps on a duck, St. peter comes in with an ugly guy, chains them togheter and says "now you 2 will be togheter for the rest of eternity"

some days pass, they where moving through by just sliding their feet and suddenly *quak*the 2nd girl steps on a duck, St. peter comes in with an ugly guy, chains them togheter and tells them "now you 2 will be togheter for the rest of eternity"

weeks have passed...months...a year...
suddenly St. peter comes to the last girl with a very handsome man and chains them togheter and says "now you 2 will be togheter for the rest of eternity".

The girl excited couldnt believe it, she assumed it was a reward for obedience, she asks in joy "what did I do to deserve this? :love-animated:"
the man replies "I dont know about you but I stepped on a duck :disagree:"

End.

I hope you enjoy it n_n
 
hahaha! That is very funny. Love it. I think I might have to share it with my co-workers today!
 
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