1. What do dogs eat at the movie theatre ?
1. Pup-corn
2. What did the dog yell when it saw the pieces of a fallen tree ?
2. Bark! Bark!
3. What's a dogs favourite dessert ?
3. Pup-cakes
Q: Why did the squirrel cross the road?
A:To show his girlfriend he had guts.
Shirley: I hope we get our keys out of our locked convertible soon.
Laverne: Me too. I've been trying to get the window open with this coat hanger for the past hour.
Shirley: Well hurry, it looks like it's going to rain and the top is down. A woman went to her psychiatrist and said, "Doctor, I need your help.
My husband thinks he is a refridgerator."
"That's not so bad," the doctor said, "it's a harmless complex."
"Maybe so," said the woman, "but he sleeps with his mouth open and it keeps me awake."
Q: Why do birds fly south?
A: Because it's too far to walk
Q: Why did the cook get arrested?
A: Because he beat up an egg.
Q: Why do fireman wear red suspendors.
A: To keep their pants up.
Q: What did the pig say when the man grabbed him by the tail?
A: That's the end of me...
Q: Why was the man fired from the M&M company?
A: Because he threw away all the M&M's that had W's on them. I am sad to report that today the writer of the Hokey Pokey died today. His funeral was very sad. The saddest part was putting him in his casket. They
put his left arm, they put his right arm in, and well, you know the rest...
1. Pup-corn
2. What did the dog yell when it saw the pieces of a fallen tree ?
2. Bark! Bark!
3. What's a dogs favourite dessert ?
3. Pup-cakes
Q: Why did the squirrel cross the road?
A:To show his girlfriend he had guts.
Shirley: I hope we get our keys out of our locked convertible soon.
Laverne: Me too. I've been trying to get the window open with this coat hanger for the past hour.
Shirley: Well hurry, it looks like it's going to rain and the top is down. A woman went to her psychiatrist and said, "Doctor, I need your help.
My husband thinks he is a refridgerator."
"That's not so bad," the doctor said, "it's a harmless complex."
"Maybe so," said the woman, "but he sleeps with his mouth open and it keeps me awake."
Q: Why do birds fly south?
A: Because it's too far to walk
Q: Why did the cook get arrested?
A: Because he beat up an egg.
Q: Why do fireman wear red suspendors.
A: To keep their pants up.
Q: What did the pig say when the man grabbed him by the tail?
A: That's the end of me...
Q: Why was the man fired from the M&M company?
A: Because he threw away all the M&M's that had W's on them. I am sad to report that today the writer of the Hokey Pokey died today. His funeral was very sad. The saddest part was putting him in his casket. They
put his left arm, they put his right arm in, and well, you know the rest...
