Dogs' letters to god

[Ncdataman]

Dear God,
When we get to heaven can we sit on Your couch? Or is it the same old story?

Dear God,
If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog?

Dear God,
Why do humans smell the flowers but seldom, if ever, smell one another? Where are their priorities?

Dear God,
More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.

Dear God,
When we get to the Pearly Gates, do we have to shake hands to get in?

Dear God,
Are there dogs on other planets, or are we alone? I have been howling at the moon and stars for a long time, but all I ever hear back is the Schnauzer across the street.

Dear God,
Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?

Dear God,
We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID's, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?

 

[Chad]

This was my fav:

Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?

Good stuff

 

[TGsimmons]

Very funny I liked this one

 

[laterunner]

Great stuff Nc.....
How about these addition===>
Dear God,

''When I get to heaven can I sit on Your couch? Or is it the same old story?''
PS. I did keep my kennel clean.

When I get to the Pearly Gates, do we have to rub noses to get in?

Can I bring my fleas with me or do I have to pray them away.

Can I catch & tickle a Cat ? Ple-ase !!!!

Will I still have to be kept on a lead up there.

Will I have to show a Vet Clearance Certificate or have a Chip inserted to get in or do I just come because you called me.

I didn’t mean to kill the pet rabbit please forgive me, can I come in still.

Should I not ask questions but just trust my owner.


:shade:

 

[AshantaliyahT]

lollllll ha ha