snowinheaven
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OK, this is my first joke here, and I don't mean to offend anyone and I'm not sure if someone has done this, so I don't mean to copy anyone. Here I go.
Credit Cards and Jesus around the year!
January:
Super Bowl tickets: $500
Hotel stay during the super bowl: $250
Hot Dog at the game: $3.50
Knowing no matter who wins the super bowl, you’re on Jesus’ team: Priceless
There are some things money can buy, but Jesus’ love is unconditionally free forever
February:
Valentines card for loved one: $2.00
Box of Chocolates for loved one: $5.00
Dinner and a romantic movie: $45
Knowing God shows love, even when it’s not Valentines day: Priceless
There are some things money can buy, but Jesus’ love is unconditionally free forever
March:
March Madness tickets: $200
Autographed Shaq picture and basketball: $100
Wishing you were as tall as the tallest basketball player: $0
Knowing that God has March Gladness to everyone: Priceless
There are some things money can buy, but Jesus’ love is unconditionally free forever
April:
Easter Eggs and dye: $18
Money you put in the eggs: $50
Candy you put into the basket: $18
Knowing that Jesus died and came back for you: Priceless.
There are some things money can buy, but Jesus’ love is unconditionally free forever
May:
Prom Ticket for him and her: $50
Prom dress or tux: $60
Finding the right hair for prom: $35
Knowing that getting saved is more to remember than prom night: Priceless
There are some things money can buy, but Jesus’ love is unconditionally free forever
June:
Senior Pictures: $300
Cap and Graduation gown, along with other merchandise: $500
College Scholarship: $5,000
Knowing Jesus was with you before, during, and after school, and after that: Priceless
There are some things money can buy, but Jesus’ love in unconditionally free forever
July:
A grill for your Fourth of July barbecue: $750
Fireworks: $100
American Flag: $25
Being proud you’re American, and a saved Christian: Priceless
There are some things money can buy, but Jesus’ love in unconditionally free forever
August:
A cabin for Summer Vacation in Crater Lake: $200
A rental kayak: $30
Marshmallows for a campfire: $5
Being with the family God gave you, and coming to the family in heaven: Priceless
There are some things money can buy, but Jesus’ love in conditionally free forever
September:
Pencils, folders, and binders: $45
A new backpack: $25
New Clothes for the new school year: $250
Knowing Jesus is around in Public schools, whatever the law may say: Priceless
There are some things money can buy, but Jesus’ love in unconditionally free forever
October:
Halloween Costume: $14
Bags of Candy: $10
An obsessive amount of Toilet Paper: $25
Knowing you can escape all of the Devil’s tricks on any day, including Halloween: Priceless
There are some things money can buy, but Jesus’ love is unconditionally free forever
November:
Food you spend for your dinner: $180
Gas money it takes for the in-laws to travel from Chicago: $50
Airline tickets for Grandparents from Denver: $275
Giving thanks to Jesus for being your personal saviour: Priceless
There are some things money can buy, but Jesus’ love is unconditionally free forever
December:
Christmas Decorations: $300
All expenses for Christmas Gifts: $750
Food for the big dinner: $220
Knowing Jesus was born on this day, and knowing he’s the true meaning to Christmas, and the truth, the way, the life: Priceless
There are some things money can buy, but Jesus’ love is unconditionally free forever
Credit Cards and Jesus around the year!
January:
Super Bowl tickets: $500
Hotel stay during the super bowl: $250
Hot Dog at the game: $3.50
Knowing no matter who wins the super bowl, you’re on Jesus’ team: Priceless
There are some things money can buy, but Jesus’ love is unconditionally free forever
February:
Valentines card for loved one: $2.00
Box of Chocolates for loved one: $5.00
Dinner and a romantic movie: $45
Knowing God shows love, even when it’s not Valentines day: Priceless
There are some things money can buy, but Jesus’ love is unconditionally free forever
March:
March Madness tickets: $200
Autographed Shaq picture and basketball: $100
Wishing you were as tall as the tallest basketball player: $0
Knowing that God has March Gladness to everyone: Priceless
There are some things money can buy, but Jesus’ love is unconditionally free forever
April:
Easter Eggs and dye: $18
Money you put in the eggs: $50
Candy you put into the basket: $18
Knowing that Jesus died and came back for you: Priceless.
There are some things money can buy, but Jesus’ love is unconditionally free forever
May:
Prom Ticket for him and her: $50
Prom dress or tux: $60
Finding the right hair for prom: $35
Knowing that getting saved is more to remember than prom night: Priceless
There are some things money can buy, but Jesus’ love is unconditionally free forever
June:
Senior Pictures: $300
Cap and Graduation gown, along with other merchandise: $500
College Scholarship: $5,000
Knowing Jesus was with you before, during, and after school, and after that: Priceless
There are some things money can buy, but Jesus’ love in unconditionally free forever
July:
A grill for your Fourth of July barbecue: $750
Fireworks: $100
American Flag: $25
Being proud you’re American, and a saved Christian: Priceless
There are some things money can buy, but Jesus’ love in unconditionally free forever
August:
A cabin for Summer Vacation in Crater Lake: $200
A rental kayak: $30
Marshmallows for a campfire: $5
Being with the family God gave you, and coming to the family in heaven: Priceless
There are some things money can buy, but Jesus’ love in conditionally free forever
September:
Pencils, folders, and binders: $45
A new backpack: $25
New Clothes for the new school year: $250
Knowing Jesus is around in Public schools, whatever the law may say: Priceless
There are some things money can buy, but Jesus’ love in unconditionally free forever
October:
Halloween Costume: $14
Bags of Candy: $10
An obsessive amount of Toilet Paper: $25
Knowing you can escape all of the Devil’s tricks on any day, including Halloween: Priceless
There are some things money can buy, but Jesus’ love is unconditionally free forever
November:
Food you spend for your dinner: $180
Gas money it takes for the in-laws to travel from Chicago: $50
Airline tickets for Grandparents from Denver: $275
Giving thanks to Jesus for being your personal saviour: Priceless
There are some things money can buy, but Jesus’ love is unconditionally free forever
December:
Christmas Decorations: $300
All expenses for Christmas Gifts: $750
Food for the big dinner: $220
Knowing Jesus was born on this day, and knowing he’s the true meaning to Christmas, and the truth, the way, the life: Priceless
There are some things money can buy, but Jesus’ love is unconditionally free forever
