Crazy Drivers

Claudy

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As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.

Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Stephen, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Highway 401. Please be careful!"

"Darnl," said Stephen, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"
 
Again

I heard that one before, but it was just as good this time. You must be listening well to my last reply since you did it again and already, Claudy!


Claudy said:
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.

Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Stephen, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Highway 401. Please be careful!"

"Darnl," said Stephen, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"
 
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