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A conversation between a husband and wife
Him: Honey, I'm ordering Pizza, want one?
Her: No sweety.
Him: Okay then.
Her: Oh wait.
Him: Ha, want one?
Her: I don't know.
Him: You don't know if you want or not?
Her: Yes
Him: Are you hungry?
Her: Kind of
Him: What does that mean?
Her: I'm not sure whether I'm hungry or not.
Him: When one is hungry, he knows.
Her: No, but I might be hungry later
Him: So should I order two?
Her: But what if I wasn't hungry then?
Him: Don't eat it.
Her: But that'll be a waste.
Him: Eat it tomorrow then
Her: What if I didn't want a Pizza tomorrow?
Him: You can eat Pizza anytime.
Her: Not me, I only eat it when I want to.
Him: Fine, Shall I order something else for you?
Her: But I don't want something else.
Him: So you want a Pizza?
Her: No
Him: So you don't want anything?
Her: No, I do.
Him: You're driving me crazy, What should I do then?
Her: Order Pizza for yourself.
Him: At last! Thank goodness.
Her: But order it with Mushrom toppings.
Him: But I don't like Mushroom.
Her: But I do.
Him: It's not your business, I'm ordering it for myself, right?
Her: Right offcourse.
Him: So why order Mushroom toppings then?
Her: I might be hungry by the time it's here.
Him: And then?
Her: Well, Offcourse I won't eat something I don't like!
Him: Why? Do you even want to eat?
Her: Why not?
Him: Gosh, Am I going to order a Pizza for myself that *maybe* you will eat if you're hungry?
Her: Exactly!
Him: What about me?
Her: Maybe I won't be hungry, you can eat it then.
The judge declared the husband not guilty for the murder of his wife, cause is "Self-defense"
Him: Honey, I'm ordering Pizza, want one?
Her: No sweety.
Him: Okay then.
Her: Oh wait.
Him: Ha, want one?
Her: I don't know.
Him: You don't know if you want or not?
Her: Yes
Him: Are you hungry?
Her: Kind of
Him: What does that mean?
Her: I'm not sure whether I'm hungry or not.
Him: When one is hungry, he knows.
Her: No, but I might be hungry later
Him: So should I order two?
Her: But what if I wasn't hungry then?
Him: Don't eat it.
Her: But that'll be a waste.
Him: Eat it tomorrow then
Her: What if I didn't want a Pizza tomorrow?
Him: You can eat Pizza anytime.
Her: Not me, I only eat it when I want to.
Him: Fine, Shall I order something else for you?
Her: But I don't want something else.
Him: So you want a Pizza?
Her: No
Him: So you don't want anything?
Her: No, I do.
Him: You're driving me crazy, What should I do then?
Her: Order Pizza for yourself.
Him: At last! Thank goodness.
Her: But order it with Mushrom toppings.
Him: But I don't like Mushroom.
Her: But I do.
Him: It's not your business, I'm ordering it for myself, right?
Her: Right offcourse.
Him: So why order Mushroom toppings then?
Her: I might be hungry by the time it's here.
Him: And then?
Her: Well, Offcourse I won't eat something I don't like!
Him: Why? Do you even want to eat?
Her: Why not?
Him: Gosh, Am I going to order a Pizza for myself that *maybe* you will eat if you're hungry?
Her: Exactly!
Him: What about me?
Her: Maybe I won't be hungry, you can eat it then.
The judge declared the husband not guilty for the murder of his wife, cause is "Self-defense"
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