confession

A man goes to confession and tells the priest ..I work in a lumber yard and ive been stealing materials from it ...The preist says how much do think youve taken from them ? He says well lets see..ive built My house My daughters house and a lake Home.:shock: So the priest says You seem a bit obssed by this Have you thought about a retreat maybe.. The Guy Says NO BUT IF YOU GET THE PLANS I CAN GET THE LUMBER..... Have A Nice day ....Rev
 
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