Computer Skills

[SpiritLedEd]

Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing "discussion" over who was better on the computer.They'd been going at it for days when finally, God got tired of all the bickering. He said, "That's it! I'm going to give you guys a test that will last for two hours, and from the results, I will judge who does the better job."

So, Jesus and Satan sat down at their respective keyboards and began typing away.

They moused....


They faxed........




They e-mailed.......




They e-mailed with attachments...




They downloaded..........





They did spreadsheets.........




They wrote reports.........




They created labels and cards....




They created charts and graphs....




They did some genealogy reports...




They did every job known to man.


Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency, and Satan worked with hellish ferocity.

Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and the power went off!

Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known to the underworld. Jesus just sighed.

Finally, the electricity came back on and they each returned to their computer.

Satan started screaming frantically, "It's all GONE! I lost everything when the power went out!" But Jesus just quietly began to print out all of his two hours' work.

Satan saw this and exploded in fury. "Wait!", he shouted, "It's not fair! He cheated! How come he has all his work and I don't have mine?!"

God just shrugged and said, "JESUS SAVES!"


SLE

 

[suvakkin_an]

Excellent one! Thank Q!

 

[MAJ52653]

Loved it. I am unfortunaltly, like Satan in this respect, having lost lots of my work due to power outages until I learned to save more often. That is one way I can truthfully say I am becoming more like Jesus.

 

[Richie]

Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing "discussion" over who was better on the computer.They'd been going at it for days when finally, God got tired of all the bickering. He said, "That's it! I'm going to give you guys a test that will last for two hours, and from the results, I will judge who does the better job."

So, Jesus and Satan sat down at their respective keyboards and began typing away.

They moused....


They faxed........




They e-mailed.......




They e-mailed with attachments...




They downloaded..........





They did spreadsheets.........




They wrote reports.........




They created labels and cards....




They created charts and graphs....




They did some genealogy reports...




They did every job known to man.


Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency, and Satan worked with hellish ferocity.

Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and the power went off!

Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known to the underworld. Jesus just sighed.

Finally, the electricity came back on and they each returned to their computer.

Satan started screaming frantically, "It's all GONE! I lost everything when the power went out!" But Jesus just quietly began to print out all of his two hours' work.

Satan saw this and exploded in fury. "Wait!", he shouted, "It's not fair! He cheated! How come he has all his work and I don't have mine?!"

God just shrugged and said, "JESUS SAVES!"


SLE

Wow!! Excellent joke. I never seen anything like this.

Thank you so much for sharing this.

God bless you.