One day a cat finished the last of his nine lives and because he was a good cat he went to heaven.
Peter came to meet him at the pearlie gate.
"Welcome" he said, "You can put your feet up and enjoy yourself. Is there anything we could provide for you?"
"Well" said the cat, "I do like good food."
"Oh that's an easyone" said Peter. "It will be done."
In the mean time a mouse died and came up to the pearlie gates and met Peter.
"Welcome little mouse and what can we do for you" Said Peter.
"Well I would like a skate board to ride around heaven on." Replied the mouse.
"That will be done" said Peter.
A month had passed and Peter was walking in the garden in the cool of the day. He met the cat laid out in a deck chair.
"Is every thing all right?" He asked.
"Oh yes" the cat replied, "those meals on wheels were great.:shade:
(Ignore the theology of this joke)
Peter came to meet him at the pearlie gate.
"Welcome" he said, "You can put your feet up and enjoy yourself. Is there anything we could provide for you?"
"Well" said the cat, "I do like good food."
"Oh that's an easyone" said Peter. "It will be done."
In the mean time a mouse died and came up to the pearlie gates and met Peter.
"Welcome little mouse and what can we do for you" Said Peter.
"Well I would like a skate board to ride around heaven on." Replied the mouse.
"That will be done" said Peter.
A month had passed and Peter was walking in the garden in the cool of the day. He met the cat laid out in a deck chair.
"Is every thing all right?" He asked.
"Oh yes" the cat replied, "those meals on wheels were great.:shade:
(Ignore the theology of this joke)
