One night, a burglar broke into a house . He was shining his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, "Jesus knows you're here."
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze.
Hearing nothing more, he shook his head and continued.
Just as he started pulling the stereo out to disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you!"
Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice.
Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.
"Did you say that?" he whispered to the parrot.
"Yes," the parrot responded, and then squawked, "I'm Just trying to warn you that he is watching you."
The burglar replied. "Warn me, Who are you ?"
"Moses," replied the bird.
"Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?"
"The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus."
