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CHURCH ANNOUNCEMENT BLOOPERS




Our next song is "Angels We Have Heard Get High."

Don't let worry kill you--let the church help.

The Rev. Merriwether spoke briefly, much to the delight of the audience.

For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

Next week we will be having a covered dish dinner. Prayer and medication to follow.

The sermon this morning: Jesus Walks on the Water. The sermon
tonight: Searching for Jesus.

Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those
things not worth keeping around the house.
Don't forget your husbands.

The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a
conflict.

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We are so thrilled and thank the Lord that our attendence in all services has increased drastically for 2 weeks in a row!!

Oh and we are glad to have our pastor back who has been gone for 2 weeks.


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A singing group called The Resurrection was scheduled to sing at a church. When a big snowstorm postponed the performance, the pastor fixed the outside sign to read, "The Resurrection is postponed."
 
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Nice compilation of jokes :smile: I like them, thanks for sharing
 
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