scofieldII
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Leon went into a restaurant and ordered a plate of rice and fried chicken.' Oh and get me a bottle of Guiness,' he said to the robust looking waitress in uniform.
Having eaten to satisfaction, he placed his hand upon his breast pocket. The happy expression upon his face immediately changed,' Oh my, i forgot to takes the money with me,' he said, while caressing his skin.
'Madam,' he called out.The waitress came over to the table.
'What's the b-ill?' He stammered. As she read out the costs of the items he had consumed,he tried to figure his way out of the mess.
'I've got it' he said to himself.
'Okay, just get me a glass of water,' he said.
Moments later, she came back to find a group of customers gathered around the table. The commotion occasioned had attracted the attention of the owner and staff as they all rushed to the sight.
Leon was groping his stomach in audible expressions of pain.
'Oh my, Madam you have killed this man with Bird Flu,' an angry customer screamed having taken a look at the meal Leon had.
'Haven't you heard of the recent Flu affecting poultry, why serve birds?' Another asked.
'Oh my, i had a bird too,' a woman screamed in panic fear.
The owners efforts in calming the angry mob proved futile as they began to leave. Some lifted the poisoned man and rushed him to the hospital.
Leon had succeeded. He continued this, bar after bar, getting free meal in a number of restaurants.
At the seventh bar, when Leon collapsed in the midst of astonished customers, luckily for him, a priest was nearby.
'This man is infested with demons,' the priest said.Everyone was speechless. Leon continued to cry in pain.
'Bird flu, i had chicken,' he uttered sotto voce.
'I must beat the demons out of this body,' the priest said, taking two long wips in his hands, one at the right and the other at his left.
'Oh my, i think i am okay. Its a miracle, you healed me,' Leon begged, getting up from the floor.
'Demon, get behind me, i shall wip you out!' He stretched his right arm towards Leon
Having eaten to satisfaction, he placed his hand upon his breast pocket. The happy expression upon his face immediately changed,' Oh my, i forgot to takes the money with me,' he said, while caressing his skin.
'Madam,' he called out.The waitress came over to the table.
'What's the b-ill?' He stammered. As she read out the costs of the items he had consumed,he tried to figure his way out of the mess.
'I've got it' he said to himself.
'Okay, just get me a glass of water,' he said.
Moments later, she came back to find a group of customers gathered around the table. The commotion occasioned had attracted the attention of the owner and staff as they all rushed to the sight.
Leon was groping his stomach in audible expressions of pain.
'Oh my, Madam you have killed this man with Bird Flu,' an angry customer screamed having taken a look at the meal Leon had.
'Haven't you heard of the recent Flu affecting poultry, why serve birds?' Another asked.
'Oh my, i had a bird too,' a woman screamed in panic fear.
The owners efforts in calming the angry mob proved futile as they began to leave. Some lifted the poisoned man and rushed him to the hospital.
Leon had succeeded. He continued this, bar after bar, getting free meal in a number of restaurants.
At the seventh bar, when Leon collapsed in the midst of astonished customers, luckily for him, a priest was nearby.
'This man is infested with demons,' the priest said.Everyone was speechless. Leon continued to cry in pain.
'Bird flu, i had chicken,' he uttered sotto voce.
'I must beat the demons out of this body,' the priest said, taking two long wips in his hands, one at the right and the other at his left.
'Oh my, i think i am okay. Its a miracle, you healed me,' Leon begged, getting up from the floor.
'Demon, get behind me, i shall wip you out!' He stretched his right arm towards Leon
