Subject: Beef
Colorado rancher and his wife were bickering while holidaying in France.
They were still hardly speaking to each other after being seated in a
fancy French restaurant for dinner.
When the waiter arrived the rancher said: 'I'll have a big, thick
porterhouse steak.' The waiter replied: 'Monsieur ... what about ze mad cow?'
To which the rancher replied, 'She'll just have a salad.'
Colorado rancher and his wife were bickering while holidaying in France.
They were still hardly speaking to each other after being seated in a
fancy French restaurant for dinner.
When the waiter arrived the rancher said: 'I'll have a big, thick
porterhouse steak.' The waiter replied: 'Monsieur ... what about ze mad cow?'
To which the rancher replied, 'She'll just have a salad.'