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I drunk man was wandering by the river when a preacher came up to him and asked if he would like to find Jesus. The drunk replied "Yes". So the preacher took him by the hand, led him to the water and dunked his head in the water. When he came up he asked if he had found Jesus. The drunk replied "No" So the preacher dunked him again with the same result. After being dunked for a third time, sputtering for breath, the drunk asked the preacher. "Are you sure this is where he fell in?

I thought that was funny

God Bless, and may everyone find Jesus for real.

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A good example of how stupid one can be when they are drunk :)