A mother was watching from the kitchen window as her two young sons played in the rain puddles when the 5 year-old grabbed his younger brother by the hair & shoved his face into a water-filled pothole. The younger boy stood dripping & laughing as his mother came to the rescue. "Don't do that to your little brother!" She scolded the older child. "We were just playing church," he said. "I was baptizing him in the name of the Father, the Son and in the hole-he-goes!"