tranquility
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A woman had just returned to her
home from an evening of church
services, when she was startled by an
intruder. She caught the man in the act of
robbing her home of its valuables
and yelled: 'Stop! Acts 2:38!'
The burglar stopped in his tracks. The
woman calmly called the police and
explained what she had done.
As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he
asked the burglar: 'Why did you just
stand there? All the old lady
did was yell a scripture to you.'
'Scripture?' replied the
burglar. 'She said she had
an Axe and Two 38s!'
home from an evening of church
services, when she was startled by an
intruder. She caught the man in the act of
robbing her home of its valuables
and yelled: 'Stop! Acts 2:38!'
The burglar stopped in his tracks. The
woman calmly called the police and
explained what she had done.
As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he
asked the burglar: 'Why did you just
stand there? All the old lady
did was yell a scripture to you.'
'Scripture?' replied the
burglar. 'She said she had
an Axe and Two 38s!'
