A friend was in front of me coming out of church
one day, and the preacher was standing at the door
as he always is to shake hands. He grabbed my friend
by the hand and pulled him aside.
The Pastor said to him, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!"
My friend replied, "I'm already in the Army
of the Lord, Pastor." Pastor questioned, "How come
I don't "see you except at Christmas and Easter?"
He whispered back, "I'm in the secret service."
one day, and the preacher was standing at the door
as he always is to shake hands. He grabbed my friend
by the hand and pulled him aside.
The Pastor said to him, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!"
My friend replied, "I'm already in the Army
of the Lord, Pastor." Pastor questioned, "How come
I don't "see you except at Christmas and Easter?"
He whispered back, "I'm in the secret service."