Jesus invites Moses to have a game of golf with Him.
"I havent played for about four thousand years, so I'm probably a bit rusty, but I'll giove it my best shot." He replies. So they slide down a rainbow and tee off early one morning when nobody's about. Moses isn't all that hot, but wins the day when Jesus drives the ball straight into a lake - he merely parts the water.
By the time they reach the eighteenth green, people are already out and about walking their dogs. One of them smiles, seeing Jesus dressed to the nines in all His robes.
"Here," he laughs, "Who's he think he is - Jesus Christ, or somebody."
"No", replies Moses, "Arnold Palmer..."
"I havent played for about four thousand years, so I'm probably a bit rusty, but I'll giove it my best shot." He replies. So they slide down a rainbow and tee off early one morning when nobody's about. Moses isn't all that hot, but wins the day when Jesus drives the ball straight into a lake - he merely parts the water.
By the time they reach the eighteenth green, people are already out and about walking their dogs. One of them smiles, seeing Jesus dressed to the nines in all His robes.
"Here," he laughs, "Who's he think he is - Jesus Christ, or somebody."
"No", replies Moses, "Arnold Palmer..."
