An areoplane was full of passengers when an engine caught fire. A woman at the front stood up and cried out "I am too young to die! I have had many relationships but no one has made me feel like a real woman". Turning to face the passengers she cried out "Can anyone here make me feel like a real woman"? Silence ensued....... Then a man stepped forward....muscular, tanned, and well heeled. He walked down the airplane isle like John Wayne. Having left his coat behind he stripped off his shirt as he walked. He then gave his shirt to the lady with the words "Here you are...Iron this" HaHaHa....Forgive me!