A New Priest

[Chad]

A new priest is nervous about hearing confessions, so he asks an older priest to sit in on his sessions. The new priest hears a couple confessions, then the old priest asks him to step out of the confessional for a few suggestions. The old priest says, "Cross you arms over your chest, and rub your chin with one hand."

The new priest tries it.

The old priest suggests, "Try saying things like, 'I see, yes, go on, and I understand. How did you feel about that?'"

The new priest says those things, trying them out.

The old priest says, "Now, don't you think that's a little better than slapping your knee and swearing and saying, 'What happened next?'"

 

[rizen1]

The old priest says, "Now, don't you think that's a little better than slapping your knee and swearing and saying, 'What happened next?'"

I don't blame him,lol
I'd go crazy, better yet I'll have a bowl of pop corn, and cold nestle ice tea.
This is how my first 2hrs would go.

:bored:..." Suzy I told you that boy was trouble. "

:shock-animated: " You did what "

:frustratedfly: " same stories over and over "

 

[Coconut]

ROFL...rizen`s response was even funnier than the joke :laugh:

 

[davidc]

:thumbs_up

 

[davidc]

:thumbs_up

hahahaa...never heard this before.. sorry for double-posting...hit the post button by accident before typing out my reply :embarasse

 

[Richie]

I don't blame him,lol
I'd go crazy, better yet I'll have a bowl of pop corn, and cold nestle ice tea.
This is how my first 2hrs would go.

:bored:..." Suzy I told you that boy was trouble. "

:shock-animated: " You did what "

:frustratedfly: " same stories over and over "

Oh my God! I could not stop laughing at this response. I did like the joke. I should also admit the fact that I'm not good at cracking jokes.

God bless you.