A few jokes to brighten up your day.
Enjoy reading them!
Life49
Poor Old Peanuts
Did you hear about the two peanuts that went walking around the room in the middle of the night? One of them was assaulted.
A Troublesome Fruit (Adam & Eve Joke 1)
It wasn't the apple that caused the trouble in the Garden of Eden, it was the pair on the ground.
Dangerous DogOne day a mailman was greeted by a boy and a huge dog. The mailman said to the boy, "does your dog bite?" "No," replied the boy. Just then the huge dog bit the mailman. The man yelled, "I thought your dog doesn't bite!" "He doesn't," replied the boy, "that's not my dog!"
Goliath's Grief!Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a stone? Because nothing like this had ever entered his mind before.
Domestic Problems (Adam & Eve Joke 2)
Adam was walking outside of the Garden of Eden with Cane and Abel when the boys were young. Cane and Abel looked into the garden and viewed waterfalls, lovely birds, lush forests and fruit trees bending over because of the large amounts of fruit on them.
Then they took a long look at where they lived at. It was dry, dusty with weeds and sickly-looking trees.
"Daddy? Why don't we live in there instead of out here?" they asked innocently.
Adam said, "Well sons. Eve and I use to live in there at one time. But your mother ate us out of house and home."
The Cost of Living (Adam & Eve Joke 3)
God said to Adam, "I am going to make you a helper, a companion. What would you like your companion to be like?" Adam replied, "Well I want someone that is humorous, witty, intelligent, compassionate, caring, loving, trusting, polite, generous and beautiful."
God paused a moment after Adam's wish list and told Adam that a companion like that 'would cost him an arm and a leg.' Adam seemed a little dejected and then brightly replied: "What can I get for a Rib?"
Enjoy reading them!
Life49
Poor Old Peanuts
Did you hear about the two peanuts that went walking around the room in the middle of the night? One of them was assaulted.
A Troublesome Fruit (Adam & Eve Joke 1)
It wasn't the apple that caused the trouble in the Garden of Eden, it was the pair on the ground.
Dangerous DogOne day a mailman was greeted by a boy and a huge dog. The mailman said to the boy, "does your dog bite?" "No," replied the boy. Just then the huge dog bit the mailman. The man yelled, "I thought your dog doesn't bite!" "He doesn't," replied the boy, "that's not my dog!"
Goliath's Grief!Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a stone? Because nothing like this had ever entered his mind before.
Domestic Problems (Adam & Eve Joke 2)
Adam was walking outside of the Garden of Eden with Cane and Abel when the boys were young. Cane and Abel looked into the garden and viewed waterfalls, lovely birds, lush forests and fruit trees bending over because of the large amounts of fruit on them.
Then they took a long look at where they lived at. It was dry, dusty with weeds and sickly-looking trees.
"Daddy? Why don't we live in there instead of out here?" they asked innocently.
Adam said, "Well sons. Eve and I use to live in there at one time. But your mother ate us out of house and home."
The Cost of Living (Adam & Eve Joke 3)
God said to Adam, "I am going to make you a helper, a companion. What would you like your companion to be like?" Adam replied, "Well I want someone that is humorous, witty, intelligent, compassionate, caring, loving, trusting, polite, generous and beautiful."
God paused a moment after Adam's wish list and told Adam that a companion like that 'would cost him an arm and a leg.' Adam seemed a little dejected and then brightly replied: "What can I get for a Rib?"