A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.
“But officer” the man began, “I can explain.”
“Just be quiet, I’m going to let you cool your heels in jail, until the chief gets back” said the policeman.
“But officer I just want to say…”
“And I said you’re going to Jail” responded the policeman.
A few hours later the officer looked at his prisoner and said, “Lucky for you that the chief is at his daughters wedding. He’ll be in a good mood when he gets back.”
“Don’t count on that,” announced the fellow in the cell, “I’m the groom.”
“But officer” the man began, “I can explain.”
“Just be quiet, I’m going to let you cool your heels in jail, until the chief gets back” said the policeman.
“But officer I just want to say…”
“And I said you’re going to Jail” responded the policeman.
A few hours later the officer looked at his prisoner and said, “Lucky for you that the chief is at his daughters wedding. He’ll be in a good mood when he gets back.”
“Don’t count on that,” announced the fellow in the cell, “I’m the groom.”
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