I came across these in a church bulletin the other week.
Enjoy reading them!
Life49
What kind of a man was Boaz before he married Ruth?
Ruthless.
What do they call pastors in Germany?
German Shepherds.
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.
Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
Pharaoh's daughter. She went to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.
Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
Samson. He brought the house down.
Which Bible character had no parents?
Joshua, son of Nun.
Why didn't they play cards on the Ark?
Because Noah was standing on the deck.
Did you know it's a sin for a woman to make coffee?
Yup, it's in the Bible. It says...."He-brews".
Which servant of God was the most flagrant law-breaker in the Bible?
Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.
What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out in a Fury
David,s Triumph was heard throughout the land.
Also, probably a Honda, because the apostles were all in one Accord.
What is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible?
David. He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.
Enjoy reading them!
Life49
What kind of a man was Boaz before he married Ruth?
Ruthless.
What do they call pastors in Germany?
German Shepherds.
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.
Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
Pharaoh's daughter. She went to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.
Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
Samson. He brought the house down.
Which Bible character had no parents?
Joshua, son of Nun.
Why didn't they play cards on the Ark?
Because Noah was standing on the deck.
Did you know it's a sin for a woman to make coffee?
Yup, it's in the Bible. It says...."He-brews".
Which servant of God was the most flagrant law-breaker in the Bible?
Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.
What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out in a Fury
David,s Triumph was heard throughout the land.
Also, probably a Honda, because the apostles were all in one Accord.
What is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible?
David. He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.
