jokes

A baby camel asked his mother... Baby Camel: Mom, why do I have these huge, 3-toed feet? Mother: Son, to help you stay on top of the sand while trekking across the desert Baby Camel: Why the long eyelashes? Mother: Well son, that's to keep sand out of your eyes on our trip through the long...

A couple decided to go to Cyprus for the weekend, but because they both worked it was hard to coordinate their diaries. So they decided the husband would go a day early, and his wife would join him the following day. On arriving, the husband thought he would email his wife from his laptop, but...