clean jokes

God created laughter for us to enjoy so here's an attempt at a joke thread. Doesn't need to be God/Jesus related just nothing dirty. We can all use a laugh now and then so please contribute... Here are a couple to get things started. --------------------------------- An Engineer dies and goes...

Irene, the church gossip, and self appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business. Several members did not approve of her extra curricular activities, but feared her enough...