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Discussion in 'Jokes & Bible Trivia' started by Rev T.S.Perkins, Jan 18, 2012.

  1. A man is in line to enter heaven and its moving real slow so he says to the guy behind him ..HOLD MY SPOT IM GONIG TO SEE WHATS TAKING SO LONG after a while he comes back and says I FOUND OUT TWO THings..WEDNESDAY NIGHTS DONT COUNT and YOU CANT GET IN WITHOUT A COVERD DISH :shock: !! hope you enjoy this ..rev
     
  2. Ok Rev, I look to you to get my morning laugh but this morning I got half a laugh..lol
    Now I get the Wednesday night..but I didn't get the covered dish. :sad-animated:

    I'm over analyzing everything and it's probably very simply, :huh:

    I'm going to stop here an let you school me on the last part.


     
  3. its a baptist thing ...coverd dish lunchens u know everbod brings somthing to the dinner table...lol
     
  4. Lol, I knew it was going to be simple...if you only knew how far my mind went trying to analyze this..

    :dizzy:
     
  5. no prob..its our nature to over think things..thats why so many dont know salvation is because it cant be that simple..
     
  6. i was raised Baptist and I got it first thing..LOL!:laughing:
     
  7. With many who nominally call Jesus: "Lord, Lord"; and with few "who do what God wants them to do", viz.: gain firsthand knowledge of Jesus Christ, it is not surprising that the line trying to enter heaven is moving really slow.

    (Matt. 7: 21-23)
     

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