Alright, do not find this comical or laugh, but I am 33 and have never dated.

Never had anyone. Yes, I go out, have joined several dating agencies (SCAMS), numerous social groups (yes, including Christian groups), frequented many nightspots, personal ads, have spent most my life socialising. Prayer does not assist in this nature.

But to no avail.

I would like to at this time mention:

God must realize that we can only take so much, and that being a male of my age and forever single is extremely difficult to cope with.
We are not God; we are of mankind, and possess limitations.

I must also mention that I do not want to live my life listening to false encouragements such as "There is someone for everyone"..because there is not. This theory is scientifically, mathematically and theoretically incorrect. I doscourage building false hope.

it appears that God desires me to become of a hermetic state.

1 Corinthians 7:8-10
But I say to the unmarried and to the widows: It is good for them if they remain even as I am; but if they cannot exercise self-control, let them marry. For it is better to marry than to burn with passion.

I'm 46. Haven't "dated" in...it must be 10 years. Don't miss it. Never married. No children. Couldn't be happier.

I love men...just as long as I don't have to live with one. I adore children...as long as they aren't mine.

Loving and living with Jesus...it just doesn't get any better than that...for me anyway.

Mybrother, I know what your going through...I am 26 and have been abstinant 4years when i really started walking with God. I too feel like um Hello? I m still here waiting??? And the heaven or ungodly people seem to be so happily in love... I could say Well, I am meant to serve Jesus and be single forever, but that is definetly not in my heart. not at all.. so I have come close to some relationships but I always end up not going for it because they are un believers and I just have faith which is small like a mustard seed that God has someone that fits perfectly for me.. I won't say don't worry brother shes on her way cuz I don't know.. but I can say that it is not just happeneing to you.. I can also say I think God may be working some stuff out of you before he does give you your one . He will never leave you nor forsake you... hang in there, ask him why? He may show you ...

This statement is true on many tokens. God must, as I stated earlier, realize that 33 years as a single male can be extremely difficult to cope with. Self control, after this length of time can fade, so it is better to marry.
This is just one of the reasons why I do not follow God.

So you're blaming God...is that what you're saying? You don't follow Jesus, but you've decided it's His fault you're not married?

Not quite sure how He can be at fault for this, when you've not acknowledged Him as Lord. Nor allow Him to guide your footsteps.

Please forgive me, if I've understood you wrong.

You have, but it is futile for me to continue.

So are you mad at God because you have a hard time relating to women?

So you've decided to take the easy way out, and just walk away. Help me to understand by explaining what you mean.

Slich my friend, take it from an older brother in the Lord; I used to think my being super shy and a little nerdy was a curse but now I see it was God keeping me from trouble till I met the one He had for me.
Selah.

My, the mobbing and assumptions run wild.

As you wish.

Your Lord, perhaps. I have better things to occupy myself with than "do anything" about "God" being your Lord.

Oh, absolutely I asked for opinions. Not assumptions.

Oh yes. Guided my footsteps to turn me to suicide. Seeing as you
were not aware of my Christianity faith for sixteen years, I shal let that slide.

I shall take the easy way. I shall hire a woman ;) (if you get me)
..and there is nothing YOU can do about it.

If anyone desires to have a further crack, my PM box awaits.