Register
Sign In
Join Community
Register (takes 30 seconds)
Check your email for verification
Join the community!
Our Purpose: to show you the love of Jesus Christ, His promises of Salvation & Blessings and to spread the Good News to the ends of the Earth [Mark 16:15]. We're also here to edify the church [Ephesians 4:11-12].

Results 1 to 5 of 5
Facebook Tweet StumbleUpon Digg Email Print Share Share Thisshare this
shares
  1. #1
    Member bigwhale's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2006
    Last Online
    06-21-06
    Posts
    27
    Gender
    Male
    Country
    Malaysia
    Location
    kuala lumpur

    Kids say the darndest things

    This is actually taken from letters written to God by children in a sunday school,
    (i couldn't attach the pictures of the original letters here so i typed them out)
    Dear God,
    • Are you really invisible or is that just a trick? Lucy
    • I want to be just like my daddy when i get big,but with not so much hair all over. Sam
    • Did you mean for giraffe to look like that or was it an accident? Norma
    • I keep waiting for spring but it never come yet,dont't forget! Mark
    • You dont have to worry bout me,i always look both ways. Dean
    • Instead of letting people die and haveing to make new ones,why dont you keep the ones you got now? Jane
    • I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church,is that okay? Neil
    • I think the stapler is one of your greatest invention. Ruth M
    • In bible times did they really talk that fancy? Jennifer
    • I think about you sometimes even when im not praying. Elliott
    • I am Amearican,what are you? Robert
    • I bet it is very hard for you to love all of everybody in the whole world.there are only 4 people in our family and i can never doit. Nan
    • Thank you for the baby brother but what i prayed for was a puppy. Joyce
      • Please put a-nother holiday between christmas and easter.there is nothing good in there now. Ginny
    • If you watch in church on sunday i will show you my new shoes. Mickey D
    • If we come back as something please dont let me be Jennifer Horton because i hate her. Denise
    • I would like to live 900 years like the guy in the bible. love,Chris
    • If you give me genie lamp like Alladdin i will give you anything,except my money or my chess set. Raphael
    • We read Thos Edison made light.But in Sun school they said you did it.So i bet he stoled your idea.Sincerely Donna.
    • If you let the dinasaur not exstinct we would not have a country.you did the right thing. Jonathan
    • Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill so much if they had their own rooms.it works with my brother. Larry
    • I do not think anybody could be a better God.well i just want you to know but i am not just saying that because you are God. Charles

  2. #2
    Member Jazzyblues's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2006
    Last Online
    03-04-10
    Posts
    68
    Gender
    Male
    Country
    Australia
    Location
    Behind a Guitar
    I think there is no better word to describe these other than CUTE!
    "Are you ready for Eternity?"

  3. #3
    Member
    Join Date
    Mar 2006
    Last Online
    04-12-07
    Posts
    132
    Gender
    Female
    Country
    United States
    Location
    Pennsyilvana
    The innocents of a childs question and remarks are simple and honest. Adorable , thanks for shareing.
    Blessed are the peacemakers for they shall be called the children of God.

  4. #4
    Member
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Last Online
    05-24-08
    Posts
    90
    Gender
    Female
    Country
    Ethiopia
    Location
    Addis ababa
    Age
    24
    very funny and so adorableeeeeeee and totally sweetttttttt!!!!
    My sister taught in sunday school and this girl whom she taught woke up in the middle of the night and asked her mom,
    "mom, God is everywhere right?"
    "yes"
    then she felt so sad and her mom asked her why
    "well, if he is everywhere, then he is in the highways too. Dont the cars hit him?"
    thats just sweeeeeeeeeeeeet!

  5. #5
    Member
    Join Date
    Jun 2006
    Last Online
    08-06-06
    Posts
    91
    Gender
    Male
    Country
    United Kingdom
    Location
    Dudley, West Midlands, England
    "Kids say the darndest things" (Not a phrase we use in the 'Ol Country') but I think I know what it means.....

    something like this perhaps....

    The local pastors wife invited the visiting preacher and his family to Sunday lunch. He turned up with his wife and 6 children. Before commencing lunch the pastors wife asked her young daughter to pray. The daughter, having never prayed before a meal before, asked mummy what she should pray. "Pray like mummy prays darling" replied her mother.

    So darling daughter prayed, "Oh Dear Lord, why did I have to go and invite all this lot to dinner? Amen."

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Similar Threads

  1. Can't have kids
    By SasyBoy in forum Prayer Request
    Replies: 1
    Last Post: 11-10-09, 05:52 PM
  2. Hey Kids
    By 4Given in forum Teen Hangout
    Replies: 5
    Last Post: 10-17-07, 02:00 PM
  3. Kids’ TV
    By rizen1 in forum Parents
    Replies: 0
    Last Post: 07-27-07, 09:43 AM
  4. For the Kids
    By Chad in forum Blog
    Replies: 0
    Last Post: 03-16-07, 03:44 PM

Thread Participants: 4

Tags for this Thread

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  
About us

Welcome to Talk Jesus Forums! If this is your first visit, be sure to check out the FAQ. You will need to register before you can post. Our Purpose: spread the Good News to the ends of the Earth [Mark 16:15]. We're also here to edify the church [Ephesians 4:11-12]. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. We love you and glad you are here!

 

ask & you shall receive...

Please feel comfortable and ask your questions freely in the appropriate forum. As a community, we will help you find the answers about Jesus / GOD, Bible, general life questions and so forth. We're here to support you and each other.

 

faq forum etiquette surprise me! the evidence topical studies
let's socialize
Today's Verse
Facebook Tweet StumbleUpon Digg Email Print Share Share Thisshare this
shares