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    blonde joke

    FINALLY THE BLONDE JOKE THAT ENDS THEM ALL

    A blonde called her boyfriend and said, "Please come over here and help me.
    I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure it out or how to get it
    started."
    Her boyfriend asked, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

    The blonde said, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

    Her boyfriend decided to go over and help with the puzzle. She let him in
    and showed him where she had the puzzle spread all over the table.
    He studied the pieces for a moment, then looked at the box, then turned to
    her and said, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be
    able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger.

    He took her hand and said, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice
    cup of hot chocolate and then............", he sighed, ...


    "Let's put all these frosted flakes back in the box."
    Nothing can separate us from the love of God in Christ Jesus :love: :rainbow: :smile:

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    Lol, he's wrong for that. Everyone can make a mistake between a Tiger and an Elephant.

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    LOL......that was cute......
    :love: :shade: :love:

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    Hey

    COLOR="Blue"]Hey that is a good one[/COLOR]!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:[/COLOR]icon_lol:
    Merry Christmas!!!!! and a happy new year!!!:icon_razz:
    Last edited by Alisia; 12-21-05 at 02:44 PM.

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    lol! you know how you always hear about blondes dying their hair different colors but you hardly ever actually see it? well i have dirty blonde hair and i tried to make it lighter and the dye was defective and it turned my hair red! and its washable but itll last for about 2 months!
    Don't thank me for posting this. Thank God! He gave me the words! :zip: Jesus I give you all my praise tho You are worthy of SO much more! I :love: You!!!

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