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Blonde Joke
NOTE: The Hot LINK in this Joke has been Okayed by Chad in accordance with the Talk-Jesus rules.
Blonde Joke
A few days ago I was having some work done at the local Ford Dealership. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.
We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"
She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one." She said that she did not know what it was but this piece had always been there.
He gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car, which had its hood up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?"
She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right "there." (Click on the word "there".)
Last edited by Yeshua; 10-06-05 at 04:04 PM.
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That was a great one!!! God bless!!!
From Underneath I wanted you To see the first thing I ever poured my heart into You’ll never know the pain that I’ve been through I’m not so sure you’ll ever know And so I’ll make you understand the words that built my life Were not from you, but from my father’s hand
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that's great lol
Stay Real
Jei
x
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To the letter
Adorable ~ 
Addition: Endearingly funny, as looking through the eyes of a child.
Last edited by To Christ; 10-07-05 at 08:29 PM.
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that is terrible, but I like it :-)
great verse: Jeremiah 17:5-7
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LOL Yeshua, thanks a lot.
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That was funny!! Thanks Yeshua.
One foot in front of the other every day with our Father holding tightly.
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Very funny joke, brother.
Following the electric thread..........
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a juice bar. One says, "I've lost my electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive."
:cocktail:
Last edited by To Christ; 11-12-05 at 10:53 PM.
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