Guys, there comes those times when you're in so much traffic all you want to do is avoid it.
It's a dozen visitors knocking at your front door, it's a noisy market centre, it's your roommate playing the TV so loud, it's much work you don't want to attend to, it's a loud alarm waking you up early.

All you want to do is say, "give me a break, please!'



A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.

Dentist: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?

Patient: Why? Docor, it wasn't all that bad this time.

Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting room right now, and I don't want to miss the four o'clock ball game.