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The Athiest in the Woods - 06-01-08, 07:23 AM

An atheist was walking through the woods, thinking to himself,

"How beautiful the animals are!"

"How majestic the trees are!"

"How powerful the rivers are!"

As he walked along the river, he heard rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned and saw an 8-foot grizzly bear charging towards him. He ran along the path as fast as he could, but when he looked over his shoulder, he saw that the bear was closing in on him.

He kept running, but when he looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer. Then he tripped and fell on the ground. The bear was right on top of him with his right paw raised to strike him. At that instant, the atheist cried, "God help me!"

Time Stopped.

The bear froze.

The forest was silent.

A bright light shone upon the man and a voice from the sky said, "You've denied my existence for all these years and have taught others that I don't exist. You've even credited creation to a cosmic accident. Why would you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Are you now a believer?"

The atheist looked into the light and said, "Well, I would be hypocrite to suddenly ask You to treat me as a Christian now, but could you, maybe, make the BEAR a Christian?"

"Very Well," said the voice.

The light went out.

The sounds of the forest resumed.

The bear lowered his right paw and brought both paws together. He bowed his head, and said: "Lord, bless this food which I am about to receive from Your bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen."
   
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06-01-08, 03:02 PM

Lol..I posted this a year ago.

I tell you this joke never gets old...




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06-01-08, 07:56 PM

I remember this joke, very very funny :)

Thank you for posting this.

Bless the bear ;P


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06-01-08, 08:21 PM

Lol...this is funny,

Am just wondering what went through

the man's mind when the bear finished the prayer.

The unexpected!!!

Thank you Brother for this post.


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06-14-08, 09:03 AM

LOL, it's so great to laugh at clean jokes that are actually funny.


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07-20-08, 11:39 AM

thats a good one. im going to repeat that one to some friends
   
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