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What d'ya think? - 05-21-08, 01:09 PM

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what
the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be
institutionalized.




"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a
teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to
empty the bathtub."




"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the
bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."




"No," said the Director. "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you
want a bed near the window?"




DID YOU PASS THE TEST, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE-

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05-21-08, 02:11 PM

Hey bro,you got a misprint on your age or are you really one??? lol
Good joke though.
I'd pull the plug too.
   
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05-27-08, 02:24 PM

hey tafadzwa,count me in i am definately taking the bed next to yours Ha ha ha!!!!!

thats a good one i must say.Tafadzwa is shona hey????am also shona,maybe will talk some more hey

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hey tafadzwa,count me in i am definately taking the bed next to yours Ha ha ha!!!!!

thats a good one i must say.Tafadzwa is shona hey????am also shona,maybe will talk some more hey

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hey ........ Cherryl how are you doing? look forward to chatting to with you........ Plenty of guys are next to us.lol.they just wont say....lol


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06-14-08, 09:31 AM

LOL, are there any beds left????


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07-26-08, 04:37 PM

I thought of using the teaspoon.. [:O] u guys didn't think that way??!! ;) lolz

God save me!! lolz :D

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08-11-08, 06:35 PM

Yah grab me a bed toolol


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08-20-08, 05:52 AM

Oh yeah, I need a bed too......LOL


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