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    If you love someone, set them free

    I found these while researching the net about the Richard Bach Quote: "If you love someone, set them free. If they come back they're yours; if they don't they never were."

    I thought some of these were really funny. It's not gender neutral, but ladies can simply substitute "her" for "him" and "she" for "he" then it works out! Enjoy.







    Quote (from the blog of Peel-off-the-onion)


    ORIGINAL VERSION




    If you love someone,
    Set her free...
    If she comes back, she's yours,
    If she doesn't, she's never was....
    THE NEW VERSIONS
    Pessimist:
    If you love someone,
    Set her free ...
    If she ever comes back, she's yours,
    If she doesn't, as expected, she never was ...
    Optimist:
    If you love someone,
    Set her free ...
    Don't worry, she will come back.
    Suspicious:
    (1) If you love someone,
    Set her free ...
    If she ever comes back, ask her why.
    (2) If you love someone,
    Set her free ... but get someone to follow her
    (3) If you love someone,
    .... are you sure you love that someone?
    Go-getter:
    If you love someone,
    Set her free ...
    If she comes back, she's yours,
    If she doesn't, go get her !
    Hunter:
    If you love someone,
    Set her free ...
    Don't even wait whether she comes back,
    go hunt her down!
    Impatient:
    If you love someone,
    Set her free ...
    If she doesn't comes back within some time,
    forget her.
    Patient:
    If you love someone,
    Set her free ...
    If she doesn't come back,
    continue to wait until she comes back ...
    Playful:
    If you love someone,
    Set her free ...
    * If she comes back, and if you love her still,
    set her free again,
    repeat *
    Last edited by HeLovesYou; 04-06-08 at 04:12 AM. Reason: removed hyperlink
    HeLovesYou
    Psalm 118:8 It is better to trust in the Lord Than to put confidence in man.

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    Ha! ha! ha! Thats funny,
    Lets be realistic now......let me confess the truth and nothing but the truth:embarasse I think i fall under the Impatient category, When you love somebody, set him free, if he doesnt come back then forget about him.....I operated under this principle before i got married, i have a good reason as to why.
    "He's blessed me in heavenly realms with ALL spiritual blessings in Christ Jesus" Eph.1:3:heart8:

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    goodness thats so funny

    that was a really good twist to something that had become more of a cliche'.goodness you made my day for real
    i think i will make a t-shirt with the suspicious reaction!!!!

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    I love this, read it a long time ago I think around 2006. I was a bit suspicious to why my Friend emailed me it, but at that time I really needed to evaluate a situation, it was so funny because I was Suspicious: type 1
    (1) If you love someone,
    Set her free ...
    If she ever comes back, ask her why.....In my mind I always felt there was other motives behind the persons intent....lol

    Anyway its 2008 and I'm proud to say I'm now..Patient

    Patient:
    If you love someone,
    Set her free ...
    If she doesn't come back,
    continue to wait until she comes back
    Last edited by rizen1; 04-07-08 at 08:13 AM.
    Truth is stranger than Fiction-unknown
    Test all things -1Thess5:21

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    Classic :-)
    great verse: Jeremiah 17:5-7

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    MUUUU HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!! thats awesome....
    "God's Will be my Will, His will be done".... amen?

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    Really funny........!

    This is a very nice fun break from work...i had a good laugh. thanks for sharing.

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