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    Coffee

    You know when you're drinking too much coffee when:

    You help your dog chase its tail.

    You can jump-start your car without cables.

    You chew on other people's fingernails.

    You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.

    You just completed another sweater and you don't' even know how to knit.

    You ski uphill.
    One foot in front of the other every day with our Father holding tightly.

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    lol, mmd, thanks for the coffee joke
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    I like that. That's funny. I hope I don't end up like that. Lol :thumbs_

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    I fall uphill, does that count? I looooooove Moolattes from DQ! The very first commercial where the lady runs into the window blindfolded is the perfect example of Me! Tee-hee-hee
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    haha. Thats one reason why I dont drink coffee. lol. Thanks MMD for that
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    Quote Originally Posted by mymakersdaughter
    You know when you're drinking too much coffee when:

    You help your dog chase its tail.

    You can jump-start your car without cables.

    You chew on other people's fingernails.

    You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.

    You just completed another sweater and you don't' even know how to knit.

    You ski uphill.
    And all this is bad?
    For me it just means I'm waking up!

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    That is definitely funny LOL :)

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    and all that from a little bean......lol

    Good joke MMD

    God Bless you

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    Now just imagine chocolate covered coffee beans...Had those once, don't remember too much as the day went by really quickly...
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